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Forum: Jokes/Humor Yesterday, 09:39 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 64
Posted By PaulMys
That's ridiculous!! I'd never ask for a job for...

That's ridiculous!! I'd never ask for a job for only 200k a year.

Hell, Drew pays me that for the "Ask Paul" column alone!!

Hmm......... speaking of that, I wonder why all of my checks have...
Forum: Jokes/Humor Yesterday, 06:29 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 220
Posted By PaulMys
So that's how you get them! Great idea,...

So that's how you get them!

Great idea, Drew.
Forum: Jokes/Humor 10-22-2014, 10:58 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 82
Posted By PaulMys
Is that the illegal Vietnamese 12 year-old boy...

Is that the illegal Vietnamese 12 year-old boy "wife", or one of the many that a practicing Brigham Young follower are allowed to obtain?

Either way, it's kind of funny.
Forum: Jokes/Humor 10-22-2014, 07:02 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 89
Posted By PaulMys
At least you weren't dreaming about using Q-tips!...

At least you weren't dreaming about using Q-tips! :hah:
Forum: Jokes/Humor 10-22-2014, 06:59 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 62
Posted By PaulMys
Extra beer money! Sweet!!!!!!!!!!!!! ...

Extra beer money! Sweet!!!!!!!!!!!!! :smiley_thumbs_up:
Forum: Jokes/Humor 10-22-2014, 06:54 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 100
Posted By PaulMys
Yeah, but I'd like to learn with a real woman....

Yeah, but I'd like to learn with a real woman. Not a transexual like you guys did. :doh:

Ah, I'll just ask JW. He moved on from transexuals months ago. :smiley_thumbs_up:
Forum: Jokes/Humor 10-21-2014, 09:50 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 62
Posted By PaulMys
JW to the rescue.

JW was walking his dog one night when he happens upon a naked man tied face-to a tree.

JW says: What the hell happened to you??

The man is shaking, and barely is able to mutter: Oh, please help...
Forum: Jokes/Humor 10-21-2014, 09:25 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 89
Posted By PaulMys
Three ski.

So Bruce, JW, and Drew decide to go snow skiing. They rent rooms at the ski lodge, but when they arrive they are informed the lodge is over-booked and they will all have to share one room.

When...
Forum: Dodge Ram General Discussion 10-21-2014, 06:53 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 210
Posted By PaulMys
I always use Dawn dish soap to scrub them clean,...

I always use Dawn dish soap to scrub them clean, then use aerospace 303 on them.

Doesn't make them overly-slippery as Jay correctly pointed out.
Forum: Jokes/Humor 10-21-2014, 06:20 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 166
Posted By PaulMys
To floss their tooth.

To floss their tooth.
Forum: Jokes/Humor 10-21-2014, 06:08 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 220
Posted By PaulMys
Yeah, I stop by to fondle er..... feed the...

Yeah, I stop by to fondle er..... feed the kangaroo's about once a week.

Maybe twice. Oh, who am I kidding? I'm there every fu*king day! :doh:
Forum: Jokes/Humor 10-21-2014, 06:01 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 100
Posted By PaulMys
AAAHAHAHA!!! Drew's wife is a hooker!! ...

AAAHAHAHA!!! Drew's wife is a hooker!!


Very nice, Bruce!!! :LOL:
Forum: Jokes/Humor 10-20-2014, 11:01 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 166
Posted By PaulMys
Bruce's mom smokes camels. That's why he has that...

Bruce's mom smokes camels. That's why he has that unique "beard".
Forum: Ask the Chef! 10-20-2014, 09:03 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 272
Posted By PaulMys
Did any Italians clap for you or carry you out on...

Did any Italians clap for you or carry you out on their shoulders?? :LOL:
Forum: Custom Dodge Ram - Complete Builds 10-20-2014, 06:02 PM
Replies: 120
Views: 2,951
Posted By PaulMys
Way to go, Rog. Nice way to get a knife to...

Way to go, Rog. Nice way to get a knife to throat! :LOL:
Forum: Dodge Ram General Discussion 10-20-2014, 05:55 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 322
Posted By PaulMys
That' all butt-ugly trucks are allowed to have...

That' all butt-ugly trucks are allowed to have under law! :D
Forum: Jokes/Humor 10-20-2014, 05:40 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 92
Posted By PaulMys
Minus the golf ball. Lmao!!!

Minus the golf ball.

Lmao!!!
Forum: Jokes/Humor 10-20-2014, 05:39 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 166
Posted By PaulMys
HA!! The old bag is a camel smoker! :D

HA!! The old bag is a camel smoker! :D
Forum: 2014 Dodge Ram Forum 10-18-2014, 08:18 PM
Replies: 72
Views: 1,371
Posted By PaulMys
1. '70 Chevelle SS red w/ black stripes. (no...

1. '70 Chevelle SS red w/ black stripes. (no engine. I dropped in a 400 hp 396.)
2. '12 Ram RCSB (My current truck)
3. See 2.
Forum: Dodge Ram General Discussion 10-18-2014, 07:50 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 489
Posted By PaulMys
Sadly, I think Jay hit the nail right on the head...

Sadly, I think Jay hit the nail right on the head with this.

Sad but true.
Forum: Ask the Chef! 10-17-2014, 10:35 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 272
Posted By PaulMys
It's basically what Dave said, just with a lot of...

It's basically what Dave said, just with a lot of adjectives and talking with hands. :LOL:
Forum: Ask the Chef! 10-17-2014, 09:08 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 272
Posted By PaulMys
If you want to know about olive oil, ask an...

If you want to know about olive oil, ask an Italian. I saw this the other night, and asked my Sicilian wife. She was not as truncated as Dave, and I had to stop her after about 5 minutes, LOL!
Forum: Jokes/Humor 10-17-2014, 07:14 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 127
Posted By PaulMys
Maybe we need to call Bruce!! :D

Maybe we need to call Bruce!! :D
Forum: Jokes/Humor 10-17-2014, 07:01 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 67
Posted By PaulMys
Already here. Damn!! Some assembly required. ...

Already here. Damn!! Some assembly required.

Hey Drew, you still got that playtime barbie tool set your grandma gave you for your birthday last year??
Forum: Jokes/Humor 10-17-2014, 06:57 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 126
Posted By PaulMys
The names were changed to protect the identity of...

The names were changed to protect the identity of the guilty party.
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